A customer walks in today and asks about our soup special:
Customer: Does the (v) stand for vegetarian or vegan?
Me: Our green lentil & honey soup is vegetarian. Adding honey means it technically isn’t vegan. Are you a vegan?
Customer: Funny you ask, but no, I’m not. I’m just trying to see if the veganism practice is achievable and easy to follow. I really would like to start making some positive lifestyle choices. I’m yet to decide.
Me: Good luck with your research. Is there anything on our menu you would like?
Customer: I’ll go with the green lentil soup. A little honey won’t hurt.
Me: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Customer: No, that’s all today. Oh – by the way. Do you have a cigarette lighter I could borrow?
Good to see he was extending the vegan philosophy across to other areas of his life…
Maggie
we've lost the plot 
Positive lifestyle choices… Wonder what he was going to do with that lighter! 🙂
For his cigarette of course! 😄
What a contradiction!
Of course!